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| 3 | 0.0805 | 6421216 | require_once( '/mnt/deploy.bak/nowre_new/web/wp-includes/template-loader.php ) | .../wp-blog-header.php:19 |
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- Apr 28, 2017
没毛病
写文字是我最不擅长的之一，不擅长的程度和唱歌跳舞不相上下（我五音不全身体僵硬）。 受邀…
写文字是我最不擅长的之一，不擅长的程度和唱歌跳舞不相上下（我五音不全身体僵硬）。
受邀到NOWRE写Blog，屈服于NOWRE的高大上，我光速就应下了，事后内心还真是不知所措…
我：“有什么主题和要求吗？”
希帅：“没有，随便写！”
我内心：…随便写?随便最难写了好吗！一上来就“随便写”“没主题”, 我要怎么办? 复制粘贴冷笑话吗…
“冷笑话，即失败笑话，是指笑话本身因为无聊、谐音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题，或由于表演者语气或表情等原因，导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的，较难引人发笑而成冷场，不过并不代表笑话本身沉闷，这也是幽默的一种表现，有时作出双臂抱紧的动作表示：“好冷啊!”或与冷语意相关的说话与表现。”
